Re: Relosianos: The Forgotten Lands - Part 2

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:24 pm

Anyhow, we won't steal from you.

We won't? I mean... Yeah.

Yes, we need a picture of it so we know what it looks like.

*Is banker* Alright....

*Rolls and gets out of jail* I get another roll..*Moves 6 places* Purchasing Wilbur street...

*Taking their money* So far so good.*Moves forward three places*

A little nervous, and no.... But, she doesn't sound like she cares for humans much.

Yes, I would have to agree....

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:08 pm

Theres always other opportunities to steal...do you want a hot pie instead?

*nods*Lets take a look at Kyle's collection then. Maybe theres something in there.

Ahhh! Jail! Can I pay a bride to get out?

Hmm...landed on Estonius' property!

Its kinda weird she got assigned to your test... Maybe she will be friendlier in person...*holds his hands*

But I dont remember killing them. Wound them yes, but utterly putting them into death.. thats something i never done...you humans are fucked royally. *chuckles*

*Amelia* ....*roll eyes* Anyway, Leonas, how many planes did the Emperor sent to defend this airship?

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:59 pm

*Nods* That sounds good.

It's worth a shot, where should we start?

*Shakes head* No, you can't bribe the emperor to get you out of jail.

Well, he's been in your property a few times. It's only natural.

*Rolls eyes* Skinner....

I can't shake the feeling this is a set up.... Question is who'd want to kill me?

Only four, the rest were needed elsewhere. Also, Kyle you're gonna need to pick a side one day.... Dragon or not....

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:01 pm

*heads to the kitchen and looks through a long list of items on a menu* Cheese pie? Chickie pie?

awww....why not?

Its the rules..?

*heads to the library*

....What secrets do you keep, and maybe it relates to your parents..?

Urghhhh! Thats a pain in the ass... but I will side with whoever helps my family..

Kyles with us, Leonas.

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:41 pm

Chickie pie?

What is that?

Yes, it's against the rules of the game...*Lands on 'go to jail'* Well, that's unfortunate....

That moment when the emperor goes to jail....

*Enters the library*

Possible..... Could it be someone trying to replace my father? Or send a message to the emperor.... As it stands right now..... Gunning for me wouldn't make much sense unless they're trying to get at someone I'm close to.

Right, anyway..... Should we stop in Rakorna when we need to refuel?

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:55 pm

Chicken pie with ham & cheese toppings...

Some of the archives are locked using magic....one wrong move, you will be shocked with a bolt

Hmm...maybe theres a power reserved for that?

Another property won!

Or... you are overthinking on this whole thing?

We are landing there soon in a few hours..

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:05 pm

Yeah, that sounds good. Let's cook that.

Maybe.... *Shrugs*

*Slowly gaining property*

That's possible, best way to know is play take the bait.....

Last time I was there was my honeymoon.... Nice place...

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:21 pm

I don't know how to make a pie...*gives a cute shrug* Normally a cook is hired but she's isn't around...hmm...*rings a loud bell*

*looks at the kitchen using a crystal ball* .....Hmm. Someone has to go and cook for the kids.

Skinner is winning!

And I, paying taxes..! Not much money is left.

Any idea how to...? Or counter the attack..?

....I only been there to stockpile on porn stuff. And fuel. And other stuff! *shifty eyes*

Kyle!! *lightly hits him* How many dirty magazines you have?!

Enough to fill a library section....*sweatdrops*

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:31 pm

It shouldn't be too hard for me. I cook a lot.

Yes, she does a good job.

That's the name of the game.

*Goes to jail again*

Perhaps you could help...

.....

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:36 pm

Okay...*points to the ingredients in the fridge* There's a huge stock of food...

What if I lost all the money..?

Paying taxes on Estonius's land...

*touches a magic tome and gets shocked* Ouch!!!

How can I help?!

*coughs* Nearly there...

Leon...I heard you have given Theo some kind of test....it's supposed to be safe, right?

by **EmperorMike** Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:54 pm

*Gathers the ingredients* Alright, let's preheat the oven.

Then you lose...

*Takes a swig of whiskey*

This is mostly just porn... How is anyone this horny?

You and Skia hide and if things look bad you jump out and help.

I wasn't the one that made the trial....

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:13 am

*nods and preheat the oven after gathering what she could from the fridge*

I lost....I don't have any money....

Drats.. in the jail I go...!

*gives a shrug and grabs another tome, opening it* Must be the dragon... This book tells of rare rocks and materials.. come take a look!

Alright...but where do we do it?

*Amelia* Then who did?

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:25 am

*Cuts up ingredients*

*Helps where he can*

You lost pretty quick....

*Grabs the tome and looks for the heart stone* I think I found it.... The heart stone, it's texture is dark red and almost granit like.

I'm not sure, but Skia can turn invisible and are you any good at stealth?

It was one of the chief mages.

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:30 am

What should I do..?

I'm not very good at board games...*laughs*

Another property is mine!

Good... did it mention where do we find it?

No...I can wield a crossbow or a rifle... I'm a marksman...

What does the chief mage has to do with his test? Like...he's the royal examiner or something..? O_o

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:41 am

Sit still and wait.*Puts the food in the oven*

Yes, I understand..... It happens.

Now I'm the one losing.....

In the high mountain of Paia...

Alright, hide at a distance...... If you see trouble, open fire. Don't worry about a signal, hearing a gunshot will be enough to know something's wrong.

Not sure..... I guess we stay at a distance and step in if need be.

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:49 am

*nods and prepares the table and sit down, hugging her doll* Okay!

It depends much on luck...and less on skill...which is fine..Part of which is watching others having fun...

Collecting taxes is fun!

Can it be more specific? is it in a cave or...? O.o This is going to be a tough search...

Understood..you will be carrying a gun as well?

If it's a dragon...I hope we can have a nice conversation with him or her. maybe I could get my desire after a very long time....

*roll eyes* Right...*then looks at Leonas* The problem is when and where the enemy would strike...because it takes time to setup an ambush...

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:05 am

*After awhile she fixes everyone's plate and puts the food on the table.

You're Taking this rather well.

You're the first I've ever heard say that.

Yes, my dad has always said magic good. But a gun can be useful as well. I think a pistol, easy to conceal and such.

It will be a counter ambush, but yes.

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:21 am

Chickie pie!! *takes a small bite with her fork* wow! Tasty! You two could really cook!

*points to her leg* Im trying to... not think about this...its quite deep...

I used to work as a tax collector for a short while before the princess stopped me, increased my salary to guard her full time. With a few days off.

Its still possible to block bullets using magic, depending on the level of the magic user...like the vampires...

Alright. You need to provide me full details , to prepare me in advance, Leo.. that dragon hes meeting...is harmless, i presume?

High hopes its female... *looks at the skies... soon to refuel point.

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:00 am

*Nods* I'm happy with how this turned out.

Not bad for a first attempt at it.

Yes, hopefully we can heal it soon.

Tax collector? How does a tax collector become an assassin?

Yes, but we don't know until we see.

She'll only attack if provoked..... Though a dragon can still be dangerous. Even Kyle, if you annoy him enough.

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:31 am

By instinct then? O.o

Im worried about infection... the leg might be removed...i hope we can get a mystic healer..or a sage versed in holy arts.

I have always been an assasin watching the princess since 5 years old. I put my skills to the test when people refused to pay...

Until my father discharged you from the Order and served me fully, or more lives would been lost..Your side job from the Order was getting out of hand, anyway.

For all you know Skia, a monster might be guarding these rocks for whatever reason..

True, until then its a nice retreat for us, no?

Kyle has been kept under wraps due to his large collection of dirty things, but its still best he finds someone...cant you inagine the loud noises from the basement? Every night? *roll eyes*

....Its probably your imagination.

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:00 pm

No, we just followed the ingredients.

I'm surprised Ratani's spell didn't heal it.... He's a master healer.

I suppose if you collect taxes it's better than being taxed....

Skinner..... You don't pay taxes.....

Still....

Yes, we're gonna need to be careful.

Yes, I think we could even have an actual date there.

*Rolls his eyes* At this rate, it will be said my house is a brothel..... So, will we have 2 shotgun weddings? One for the royals and one for Skia and Pris?

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:47 pm

Oh...there's a step by step guide in pictures..!!! Mum says I keep messing things up...*sighs heavily and hugs her doll*

It's a cursed bullet. Rare and deadly. Used by top assassination clans around the world. You'll need one level higher to remove those... It was fun...I don't deny it...some people over spend their budget...but the list of people never ends! It keeps coming and coming..!

It doesn't seem to be a usual gun wound...I feel weird...but anyway... the dragons have an ancient heal technique...

Or not... I mean...what else are these heart rocks used for...? o.O

Just me and you will be good...*hugs his arm*

*attempts to give a cute shrug* But...if your house is a brothel, it's not very good at it. Not many girls, Leonas!

Sort of, in a way....How shall we do this? Locate one floor for royals, and the other for Skia? Or combine..?

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:29 pm

It's okay, it takes practice. I've messed up a few times.

A dragon would be able to figure out the curse.

The dragon queen does not help, unless she gets something in return.

It doesn't really say, it could be a wild goose chase.

*Smiles* It will be a nice change.

Separate... Kyle, I was only pointing out the fact that everyone in my household has been horny lately...

by **CaptainFaxxy** Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:37 pm

Now I'm barred from the kitchen...

No...we might ask help from Kyle's father...

What does she want?

Still, we must do it for the sake of our child...*puts his hand on her belly*

I hope it will be different this time...I do know some romantic places..

*Amelia nods* Do they have friends...? I mean, other than us...

I know...but everyone needs a release at times...oh! Seems we are heading to the refuel point pretty soon. *yawns* I worry if I fell asleep at the wheel..

*Amelia* .....Then it's my job to fly the airship...Yes, Leonas.. I have flown a few dozen times...

by **EmperorMike** Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:59 pm

Perhaps, I'll teach when you're a little older.

Yes, that would be a wise choice.

Anything you could think of and maybe more.....

*Nods* We'll get it..... After all, a bond can be useful to both parties.

I'm sure it looks nice there, guess I'll have to see for myself.

No, we're it for Skia. Priscilla... Not sure about her.

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